Hot Babes of Spring

March gives us some of the sexiest wifey birthday material to choose from—Eva Longoria and Olivia Wilde to name a couple. So, in the renewing spirit of the season, we've gathered a list of the hottest March birthday girls to toast once the snow clears...

GRACE PARK, 3/14/74 
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Lt. Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii in Battlestar Gallactica, played Akani Cuesta in The Cleaner, currently starring as Special Agent Liz Carver in The Border
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A ride on our rocket ship.

BRENDA SONG, 3/27/88
CLAIM TO FAME: Plays London Tipton on The Suite Life On Deck, filming The Social Network opposite Justin Timberlake
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A recurring gig that isn't on the Disney Channel so she could actually show some skin. Born in '88? Old enough.

LETOYA LUCKETT, 3/11/81
CLAIM TO FAME: Solo R&B artist, O.G. member of Destiny's Child, starring in 2010's Killers with Ashton Kutcher & Katherine Heigl
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A "Who the fuck is Beyonce Knowles" t-shirt.

JESSICA BIEL, 3/3/82
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Mary Camden on 7th Heaven, played Alex McDonough in I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, starring as Lt. Sosa in 2010's The A-Team
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Kudos for climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro with Kenna for charity and a bonus Christian school-girl outfit...for 7th Heaven nostalgia's sake, obviously.

OLIVIA WILDE, 3/10/84
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Mischa Barton's lesbian lover Alex Kelly on The O.C., plays Thirteen on House, ranked #1 on Maxim's "Hot 100" of 2009, will star as Quorra in the upcoming Tron Legacy
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A feature film bisexual role because her previous performances were exceptionally Oscar-worthy.

EVA LONGORIA, 3/15/75

CLAIM TO FAME: Plays Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: An Emmy nomination for her performance on the show. Though she was the only chick who hasn't been nominated, she's the only one we care to watch.

KAT VON D, 3/8/82
CLAIM TO FAME: Tattoo artist on Miami Ink, star of her own spin-off L.A. Ink
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Our DNA name emblazoned on her chest.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD, 3/10/83
CLAIM TO FAME: Grammy Award-winning country music singer, American Idol Season 4 champ, filming her acting debut in Soul Surfer
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A bottle of Southern Comfort and a pair of ass-less chaps for her to parade around in.

MARIAH CAREY, 3/27/70
CLAIM TO FAME: Grammy award-winning singer, played Mrs. Weiss in Precious
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Some aspirin to start her morning after her 40th birthday. We all know the girl knows how to party.

ELLE MACPHERSON, 3/29/64
CLAIM TO FAME: Iconic Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl, guest stint as Janine on Friends, host of Britain's Next Top Model
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: She's already in our wifey hall of fame, shit maybe now we'd give her the whole company.



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