Guys! Please behave...well, in Elevator!

So you’d think that using an elevator is pretty simple, right? Well, not for everyone. As inane as this might sound, there really are some people who need a crash course in elevator etiquette and if by chance you are guilty of any, I strongly suggest you mend your ways.

Let’s not forget those irksome children who think any button they see is to be fiddled around with? They randomly run their itchy fingers along all the elevator buttons forcing the doors open at every floor for absolutely no reason. This breed is often accompanied by maids who couldn’t care less. Talk about exasperating!

Once the elevator leaves a certain floor, it’s not like it’s gone forever. It will be back. But apparently, not everyone knows that. That’s why when the elevator has reached its maximum capacity (usually around 6 pm), there will always be those people who insist on getting on and smashing everyone else, making us feel like sardines in a can!

Office elevators with mirrors are great for checking your appearance before stepping in for a meeting or interview. What is not so great is people using them to check whether they’ve got food stuck in their teeth, apply make up or test their artificial smiles and poses. There are washrooms for that, you know. But then again, it can actually be quite amusing.

I think it’s a great gesture to hold the door open for someone who is walking towards the elevator. Insisting on keeping the doors open for over 2 minutes while everyone in the elevator is held up is just stupid! If you are so desperate to ride the elevator with your friend, I suggest you wait outside the elevator till he/ she arrives. Any thoughts?

You’ll watch them enter the elevator sneezing, sniffling and even rubbing their noses and then they go right ahead and press the elevator buttons. Have you ever heard of using a tissue?

In really tall buildings, it’s bad enough that the elevator takes so long to reach my floor. But what really sucks is when it does arrive, I’m approaching the doors and no one in the elevator will bother to hold the “Open Door” button! In fact, they’ll stare right back at me with this “O, you poor thing” expression. Would it really hurt so much if you waited two seconds longer?

It’s usually the biggest guy in the elevator that will take the most inconvenient spot (for everyone else I mean). He’ll stand right at the entrance of the elevator even though he plans to get off last. What’s worse, he’ll move just an inch, every time the elevator doors open forcing me and everyone else in the elevator to squeeze our way in and out. Something tells me he’s doing it on purpose.

I’ve never quite understood why some people barge into elevators like they own them without any consideration for those who want to get off. It’s also the same lot that always want to step out first! Has no one told them these aren’t the local trains?

So you’ve probably seen this in the movies: Guy farts. People hold their noses disgusted. Guy looks around nonchalantly. Well, the scenario is just a wee bit different in elevators especially around lunch hour. Here’s how it goes: Guy burps loud and unabashedly. Everyone knows who it is. Guy feels no awkwardness whatsoever. I usually follow this up with a loud ‘Eeeewww!’

Then there are people who enter the elevator while talking on their cell phones. I have no problem with that. The problem arises when they realise that their phones are losing reception and they start to yell on the top of their lungs in the hope that the other person will hear them. It’s moments like these I wish my penetrating glare would somehow zap them!


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Tip #1: If you have rashes or itchiness on your pubic area

If you have rashes or itchiness on your pubic area then it is not advisable to shave the pubic hair off as this will only aggravate the problem. It will help if you will wait for a week until the rashes are gone before you start shaving off your pubic area.

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Tip #2 If you have thick or long pubic hair :

If you have thick or long pubic hair then it will help a lot to get a cleaner and closer shave if you will cut off the hair first before you start shaving them off. This is an effective way of shaving thick and long pubic area without the hassle o dark shadows and ingrown.

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Tip #3: It is important that you wash the pubic area

It is important that you wash the pubic area using a gentle cleanser in order to get rid of the dirt and urine from the pubic area that might cause skin reactions while shaving the pubic hair. It is important that you use a mild cleanser and cold water at all times. Before you start on this hair removal method it is important that you choose the right kind of shaving cream or lotion in order to prevent itchiness and even redness and other skin reactions.
Make sure to apply a liberal amount on the pubic area in order to fully get the results you desire. If you have no idea which one to use then you’d better do a little research online in order to get the right kind and brand of shaving cream or lotion.

There are many kinds and brands of shaving creams and lotions which you can easily obtain from both offline and online markets. If you have sensitive skin then make sure to use the hypoallergenic one. It is important that you apply a liberal amount of this product on your pubic area then slowly start shaving off the pubic hair. However if the pubic hair are long and thick then it will help a lot if you will use a scissor first to cut some of the hair before
you start shaving off. This way you will get a cleaner and closer shave result.

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Tip#4:Before you shave, run lukewarm water

Before you shave, run lukewarm water on the place or part of the skin that you would like to shave. Doing so will lessen the hair roughness so it will be a lot simpler to shave, this will result in a much softer outcome. In addition to this why not shave at nighttime. It is small recognized information that physically fluids are not as much of packed approximately in the hair roots during nighttime.

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Tip #5: There are quite a few of various kinds of shaving sets

There are quite a few of various kinds of shaving sets, creams and balms that you can utilize. Rather than pay money for the most luxurious creation you would be immediately additionally going for a normal set or balm. It’s how you make use of the shaving cream that tally!

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Tip #6: Lightly rub down the lotion or cream into the part to be shaved for a time

Lightly rub down the lotion or cream into the part to be shaved for a time. This invigorating act will aid raise the hairs so that the shaver can more with no trouble slice the hair close to the skins surface providing a much softer trim.

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Tip #7 :Make sure that you shave the hair from your bikini line

Make sure that you shave the hair from your bikini line carefully because if you will not be careful and you will leave some ingrown hairs on your pubic area then it is most likely that you will develop rashes and skin chaps.

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Tip #8: It is important that you shave off your bikini line once a month.

It is important that you shave off your bikini line once a month. Your armpit twice a week and so as the hairs on your leg should be shaves two times every week. However this still depends on how thick and how fast your hair grows.

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Tip#9:Always choose the best razor and shaving cream

Always choose the best razor and shaving cream. If you have no idea which one to choose then you can always go to the net for further assistance on this matter. There are tons of products and even how tos articles and even videos that can help you gather all the necessary information and details that will help you choose the best product.

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Tip #10: Always exfoliate your skin.

Always exfoliate your skin. This is very helpful in removing dead skin cells and even preventing bumps and ingrown hairs. It will help if you will exfoliate your skin two days before you start shaving the hair off. This way you will be able to take away any bacterial formation on the skin that just might cause any skin irritations such as redness, bumps and even blemishes.

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Tip #11: Always use mild cleanser when washing your bikini

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Always use mild cleanser when washing your bikini line. It is important that you clean your pubic area at all times with a gentle and fragrance free cleanser so as to prevent any skin infection.

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Way to Success - Quick and Easy

What's the secret to success? Hard work, dedication to excellence and an unflappable will. And it's true -- all those days and years of chasing your dream job will eventually get you there. But doesn't all that sound a little, you know, unpleasant? There, there -- you're not alone. The lust for success in business without all that distasteful work has been with man since the beginning of time. Many have walked this road before you (we have), and we're willing to share our knowledge.
For each entry, we've included a breakdown of how much energy it will take to avoid proper work, just as a disclaimer on our part that not doing your job is work in its own right. But think about it: Would you rather be preparing a report or thinking of awesome names for the boat you'll own someday soon? Thought so.
Any one of the tips that follows will help you avoid work and be more successful at the same time. And if you put them all together, you've got some easy-to-follow steps to a promotion. At that point, you'll be able to fake things well enough to collect a giant pension and get out. If you're looking to get on the fast track without all the sweat that comes from staying ahead of the pack, read on for our tips to climb your way to the top with the help of an escalator.

Dress Super Nice

Nothing sends the message that you're a put-together business type like dressing professionally. The fact is, appearance matters and putting some effort into your workplace wardrobecan pay off big. While there's plenty of advice on how to dress professionally, we suggest going all in and wearing a tux -- there’s nothing classier. They say to dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Well, who wears a tux? That's right: spies.

Energy Expended: Minimal. Unless you work from home you need to wear something to work, so it might as well be something nice.

Get Vanity Plates

You know what says winner? Vanity plates, man. Especially if they actually say “WINNER.” Some of our favorites: “Driven,” “Hrd Work” and “Magnum”.

Energy Expended: None. Though you'll expend quite a bit fighting off the ladies. Aw, yeah.

Learn Business Quotes And Buzzwords

Never underestimate the impact of a well-timed quote. Likewise, a healthy supply of buzzwords can help you appear competent without actually saying anything of substance. Silence is often the best answer, but you will need to weigh in on serious issues from time to time. Be ready with either an insightful business quote or a shock-and-awe display of industry buzzwords that will impress anyone with earshot. Here are two to get you started: “If you fail to plan, you plan to fail” and “If we always agree, one of us is unnecessary.”

Energy Expended: Minimal. A few quick Google searches will get you what you need, or you can sign up for one of those “quote of the day” mailing lists.

Use Props When You Leave The Office

Going to go run a personal errand on company time? Don't just walk to your car empty-handed. Make it look like you're on company business when you leave. Ideal props include big report-sized envelopes, something boxed up and ready to be “dropped off at the UPS store,” and one of those big tubes that posters and signs come in. Even if it’s holding your golf clubs, people will still think you’re going to the print shop to get that presentation laminated. Of course, you can just as easily keep your clubs in your trunk, but with no danger, there’s no fun in avoiding work.

Energy Expended: Minimal. Pick up a nice prop when you see one and save it for a rainy day. Just be sure to change it up from time to time so people don't catch on.

Make Thursday Night Date Night With Your Boss

Getting sucking-up time with your boss will make everything about your job easier, including your relationship with him. Discover what you can about him, then show a common interest. You're both huge fans of the same sports team? What are the odds?

Spend time weekly doing something after work -- grabbing a beer down at the corner and watching the game, or leaving early to hit the links. Just be sure to match your boss drink for drink: He needs to know you're a real man.

Energy Expended: High. You still need to follow good workplace etiquette during your outings, so you can't fully relax. But you'll be doing activities you hopefully enjoy, so that helps.

Send Emails At Crazy Times

Can you log in to your work email from home? Perfect. Take to replying to emails at times when you could conceivably still be in the office. Replies sent at 6 or 6:30 pm send the message that you consistently stay late to get the job done. Occasionally, send replies at just insane times: 1a.m., 3 p.m., on Sunday, and so forth. Just don't overdo it or you'll risk looking like a maniac or worse… being found out.

Energy Expended: Moderate. Being able to employ this tactic from your couch makes it bearable.

Date Somebody's Daughter

For those who work in a family-owned business, dating or marrying the owner's daughter has been a time-honored way to become essentially unfireable. In addition, you can count on getting every holiday off to be with family. But even if you don't work in a small business, this tactic can work for you. Conquer the corporate world by dating the daughter of an executive, your congressman or foreign royalty (there are hot princesses out there, you know).

Energy Expended: Varies with how good you are with the ladies. Have you considered vanity plates?

Keep Your Wastebasket Full

A full wastebasket absolutely screams productivity. Discard the old and forge ahead with the new! Keep a full basket and only ever empty the top third, so what's on top keeps changing. Ideally, you want an impressive-looking report on top. Spreadsheets and graphs are a plus here. And it should go without saying, but make sure it's full of work. You're not impressing anyone with how many tacos you had for lunch.

Energy Expended: Moderate. You'll be emptying your wastebasket more often and shuffling items around to keep impressive stuff on top.

Get To Work Five Minutes Before Your Boss And Leave Five Minutes After

Short of putting a hand on the hood to feel if the engine's hot, there's no way people can tell how long your car has been in the lot, and even then there’s no exact science. Your car's either “there” or “not there.” You only have to beat people to work by a couple minutes to give the impression you came in early. The same goes for leaving at night.

Energy Expended: Moderate. You're spending more time at work, which is distasteful.

Outsource Your Work

No matter how much you slip and slide your way to the top, the time will still come when there exists some actual bona-fide pressure to get the job done. It's times like these that you need a support network with which to “share” the wealth -- if wealth means work, that is. Don’t be afraid to look outside your company for help getting those reports done. Sure, payment of one sort or another will be necessary, but think of your huge salary and how small a price to pay it is in order to keep getting that biweekly check coming. It amounts to simple cost-benefit analysis, really. On one hand, your movie-going budget might take a hit. On the other, you can always stream some off the net with all your extra free time at the office.

Energy Expended: High. The initial search for the right people might seem like actual human-resources work at the start, but rest assured that it will pay for itself many times over once your network is up and running.

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This paper towel holder was used for the Save the Trees awarenesscampaign (Shanghai). They changed the covers on these holders every other day to show the damage begin done to trees by using paper towels.

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WWF: Tree Toilet roll 

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