For many people, sex is the very best thing this life has to offer. But after a while, vanilla sex gets a little dull. Adding variety is the key. The easiest ways to get variety are to change up the location of sex and the position.
In this list I've tried to put together the best places to have sex. We've mixed things up, offering some places that are readily available and others that will take a truly adventurous spirit. Very few people will hit every spot on this list, but hopefully we've given you some ideas that sound fun which you can try in your own relationships.
So without further ado, here's the list of the top 50 places to have great sex...
50 Best Places to Have Great Sex
50. On a picnic table under the stars
49. In the back of a pickup truck
48. On top of a mountain overlooking a lake at 2am in the pitch dark
47. On the kitchen counter
46. In the shower standing up (works great as a smooth sneak attack)
45. In the shower laying down
44. On an airplane (less than .0001% of the population gets to try this)
43. In a field (easy to find)
42. In a field of flowers (harder to find)
41. On a hay-bale (straw-bale is the same thing)
40. Standing on a couch (woman's back against the wall)
39. Laying on a couch (woman laying on her side, man with one leg on floor)
38. Bending over a couch
37. Surrounded by guns (try it loaded and unloaded)
36. In the bell tower at church
35. On the pews in a church
34. On the floor between the pews in a church
33. In the stall of a public bathroom
32. A quickie in the library between two rows of books
31. An unused room at the University's library
30. In a dark ally in a major city
29. In an old, enchanted forest
28. In a hotel (this is where you do it hard)
31. In a lake
30. Grand Central Station
29. Haunted house
28. At a zoo (if you're the risky type, go into the lion's cage)
27. Go to the Madame Tusords Wax Museum and do some oral in front of Clinton
26. On the dining room table
25. On radiant floors in the basement
24. In a movie theater
23. On a hillside
22. In parent's bedroom
21. In the restaurant's kitchen after closing time
20. Behind the bar
19. On the kitchen floor
18. Against the bathroom sink
17. In the backseat of a car
16. In a sauna
15. In a limousine
14. In your kid's room (while they are asleep in your bed)
13. In a bank after it closes
12. In a department store bed
11. In a sleeping bag
10. In a luxurious hotel suite
9. In a recliner
8. In the attic (lends a new twist on "spring cleaning")
7. In a classroom
6. In prison
5. Your ex-lover's bed
4. Roof of a skyscraper
3. In a graveyard
2. On the beach (be careful, the sand might be a bit abrasive)
1. In a jacuzzi, with flickering candlelight and a glass of wine, which you drink to enhance the post-coital bliss over a deeply penetrating conversation, which once and for all solves all the world's problems. And oh, it's always best with woman on top;-).
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Life's toughest lessons are learned by making mistakes. It's what we learn from our experiences, the good, the bad, the ugly, that matter most. Have some fun with these tongue in cheek common mistakes that (we think) everyone should commit at least once in a lifetime.
1. Getting married
Everyone should take a trip down the aisle or stand before the justice of the peace just once in their lifetime. The Wedding March may very well be the opportunity to spend the rest of your life in wedded bliss...or could be a very expensive yet vital experiment in disaster. Either way, consider it a lesson learned.
2. Getting hopelessly, falling down drunk.
At least once in your life, drink far too much and just let loose. Pour down the shots of tequila. Dance on the bar. Just be careful as drinking excessively has severely negative impacts on your health (albeit a nasty hangover.) And as always, if you drink, don't drive. Few things are more expensive than a D.W.I. or regret.
3. Driving the wrong way on a one way street or highway.
Taking a wrong turn and driving into oncoming traffic is quickly remedied with a u-turn so have no fear. The thrill of playing chicken to the sound of furious motorists is often short lived, as the men in blue find this driving offense ticket worthy.
4. Falling down in public
Taking a trip and landing flat on your face or bottom is a great way to learn how to laugh at yourself. And also a great way to garner laughter from innocent bystanders. Either way, falling down in public is a vital and important process in coming to terms with our infallibility.
5. The "sneeze and shake"
Whether intentional or not, we've all made the mistake of sneezing into your hand or wiping your nose and then shaking hands with someone. On the gross factor scale, this one ranks rather highly. And in terms of hilarity, it's off the charts. If you haven't already executed the "sneeze and shake," throw it on your list of things to do soon.
6. Reading a lousy book
We've all found ourselves caught in the pages of a terrible book, rereading the same paragraph over and over again, wondering if we should give up or keep going. Our advice: keep trudging ahead. If nothing else, that copy of Eat, Pray, Love will make great kindle for your fire when you're through.
7. Singing karaoke
Nothing belts a good time better than screaming the lyrics of your favorite song in the company of folks who can't sing any better than you. Just be sure to load up on the booze (see #2 on this list) and perhaps stuff some cotton balls into your pockets for those "karaokers" who can't carry a tune to save your ears from splitting.
8. Workplace romance
Perhaps the biggest faux pas to commit is engaging in a workplace romance. The inherit lesson one can learn from committing such an offense is more beneficial than not. By all means, flirt away. Just tread carefully and learn from the experience. And, as a word of warning, polluting the waters of the job pool is often frowned upon by higher ups and makes for an awkward work environment after the romance fades.
9. "Losing" your child's pet or saying it ran away
We've all been here: waking up one morning to the sound of your daughter's chirping parakeet with your head screaming "I can't stand this bird!" Or you notice your son's fish doing the dead man's float. Whatever the case, disposing of the pet claiming it was lost or ran away may be the most humble way to delay the life experience of death.
10. Pulling a one night stand
Maybe you're freshly dumped, maybe you're just in the need of a little human touch. Whatever the case may be, pulling a one night stand may very well be one of life's greatest learning experiences. One night stands can go either way: they may build you up if you've been wounded in love but they also may be highly destructive.
Bonus Mistake: Get Arrested
Nothing adds to allure and bragging rights faster than a trip to jail courtesy of the police car express. So you mooned a neighbor. Over consumed alcohol and flashed a friend. Or pulled a little breaking and entering to propel your career in pranks. Whatever the case, whatever the reason for handcuffs, getting arrested lends a colorful story to tell over and over again.
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